Here's what appeared in their magazine, which came out today.
I attended one of the finest all boy boarding schools on the east coast of Australia and emerged armed with the ability to eat just about anything (a godsend during my first marriage). In many ways, school can offer us glimpses into a wider world than we might ordinarily experience at home - the sciences, for example – and help spark an interest which might ignite a career.
Unfortunately for me during my school years I discovered an inability to
understand most of what the teachers were talking about in science, geography
or history, or to draw anything more complicated than a stick figure.
So I started writing my first blog. Of course, back then it was called a
diary, and if I wanted people to read my ‘blog’ I had to leave the book in
classrooms or dormitories where they could accidently stumble across it, like I
did recently: pulling the battered diary from the bottom of a well hidden box.
And here’s the thing - a quick flick through the pages gives a very clear
picture of what I wanted to be when I grew up.
One of the wonderful things about being a kid is imagining
what life has in store for you. I think the young me would be both shocked and
awed by what I’ve experienced. For a start, I obviously overcame my fear of
talking to girls because I’m married to one.
Suffice to say, my life hasn’t turned out like I’d hoped as a pre-teen. I
assume, because I grew up primarily on the Gold Coast, I observed money really
can make you happy and at some point decided I wanted to surround myself with lots
of it. Unfortunately, I mistakenly took the service road and now work in a
bank.
My career, and if I used the term any more loosely an ‘e’ might fall
out, has included gardener, console operator, stop-go sign holder, a cleaner of
pubs and a door to door salesman, which ended abruptly when the last door was
answered by a very scary woman with tremendously hairy legs.
A quick ‘what do you want to be when you grow up?’ survey at
our home shows things haven’t changed much over the years.
“Dad, I can’t see the TV!” came Master7’s answer.
“I’m too young to think about that stuff,” Miss8 chastised
me, not even looking up from her book.
But when pressed it seems they’re both keen on making rock videos
or movies and having legions of fans. Like I said, things haven’t changed much.
Miss5 was more forthcoming. In fact, getting her to stop
giving me her answer was the real difficulty. Going by Miss5’s response, if people
decided their careers when they were kids, there would be an oversupply of hairdressers,
ballerinas and Smurfs, with not so many politicians and bankers. Part of me is
actually fine with that.
So what did the young twelve-year-old me want to be when I grew
up? According to the magazine pictures glued into my diary, what I wanted to be,
more than anything else in the world, was Paul Hogan’s mate, Strop - because that
lucky sod was married to Delvine Delaney.
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