- "It worked out better than I expected. I'm due for parole in six months."
- "Dad, you can't come to my birthday party. It's more for friends and close family."
- "I remember the first time I heard you and Mum having sex."
- "We've got heaps of time to get to know each other. The baby's not due for another eight months."
- "It is too a modelling job, Dad. So what if I'm naked."
Saturday, October 15, 2011
Five Things I Never Want to Hear My Kids Say
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