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Thursday, August 18, 2011

Home (almost) alone

Tracey was called into work tonight so I got complete control of the remote and fridge. Happy days :)

First things first though - had to get the kids fed and bathed and teeth brushed and into bed.

Then homework done and then kids back into bed. Then dishes done, tidy the kitchen, change a dirty nappy, put a wandering four year old back in her bed, threaten chattering seven year old, feed the dog and lunches made.

Then make a tea, raid the fridge (found an apple), sit down and watch...."Hi Tracey. How was work?"

Ah well, maybe next time.



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Bruce Devereaux is one of the nicest people he knows. When not at work he enjoys reading, writing, hiding from his children and not changing nappies.

 

His career, and if we used the term any more loosely an e might fall out, has included a gardener, a personal lender, a console operator, a stop/go man (not as big a bludge as you might think but great if you’re into sunburn, abuse and varicose veins), a cleaner of banks and pubs and, for a very brief period, a door to door salesman (until the last door he knocked on was answered by a very scary woman with tremendously hairy legs).

 

Bruce Devereaux currently works as a forty-five-year-old award winning customer service officer (glass statuette available upon request) for the Bank of Queensland and as a very casual employee for Corrective Services. He likes to believe he excels at both but then he has always been prone to exaggeration.

 

His favourite colour is green, with a picture of Dame Nellie Melba on one side and General Sir John Monash on the other. His favourite flower is self-raising.

 If you see him around town, call his wife immediately - he's probably snuck out and left her alone with all the kids.


 

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