It's one thing to look in the mirror and be dissatisfied with the face looking back at you, but can you imagine being so butt ugly as a kid your dad took your mum to court and sued her - AND WON!
Not just the case, but was awarded $120,000.
Jian Feng, whose sole purpose in life appears to be making me look like a serious contender for all manner of parenting awards, apparently had this to say, "Our daughter was so incredibly ugly - to the point where it horrified me."
|If you played that game where you circle the differences between |
the two faces, I think the only thing left visible would be her ears.
Which is why, on our very first date, I told my wife about my facial birth defect and how I regularly wax my mono-brow, because I didn't want any misunderstandings when Geoffrey the Greek was born.
But seriously, I couldn't give a continental why Jian's decided to divorce his wife (and his wife not telling him about her plastic surgery might be fair grounds in many people's eyes) but what sort of a pig's ass for a father announces to all and sundry he's divorcing because their kid has come out ugly. I mean, they're all ugly at first, with their folds of skin and over-sized heads, but give them time and they grow on you.
I know there's no doubt a lot more to this story than the media has given us. I know his comments have probably been taken out of context or souped up or even made up. I certainly want to doubt he ever intended his comments to be heard outside the courtroom.
But the man is still an ass. An ugly, ugly ass. Fortunately, though, when his winnings hit his account he might have the money to undergo some intensive therapy on his personality and turn himself a much more attractive man.
Which apparently is fine so long as he tells his next wife how, despite the kind and engaging personality which she's come to love, he used to be a real ugly ass. Wouldn't want him to end up in divorce court if his next kid takes after him and he says despicable things to members of his family.
Meanwhile, due to my insufferably good looking children, I guess I'll have to keep dragging my sorry ass to work.
|This is my brother, Shanus, when he was about four. I think my dad has a case.|
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