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Monday, July 2, 2012

Dry July

You know how when you have some annoying job around the house that needs doing and you think to yourself, I'll do that next time I'm on holidays? Then the holiday comes and you've made this promise to yourself, and if you're really silly, your wife, and so you've got to do it.

Last week, while I was sitting drinking a stubby on the lounge watching Top Gear, Tracey said to me, "So it's July next month."

"You're all over it," I replied.

"Still think you can go a whole month without a drink?"

Damn! I'd forgotten about that.

When I heard about the Dry July concept I thought it sounded great. 

"I'm going to do that," I said to Tracey at the time. That was my mistake - if I'd kept it to myself I'd be having Scotch & Dry July instead.

"Why?" she asked. "Why would you want to do that?"

Because I want to give my liver a break. Because I want to prove to myself I can. Because abstinence makes the heart grow fonder. "Just because," I told her.

And, well, it was March when we had this conversation: July seemed so very far away.

Worst thing is, I've even got a week off work in July which I'd normally use to polish off a carton, but now I don't know what I'll do.

Tracey has that covered.

"Don't forget you promised me you'd paint the fence these holidays."

Damn! I made that promise back in February.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

but did you mention what year bruce .. that could save you lol

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Bruce Devereaux is one of the nicest people he knows. When not at work he enjoys reading, writing, hiding from his children and not changing nappies.

 

His career, and if we used the term any more loosely an e might fall out, has included a gardener, a personal lender, a console operator, a stop/go man (not as big a bludge as you might think but great if you’re into sunburn, abuse and varicose veins), a cleaner of banks and pubs and, for a very brief period, a door to door salesman (until the last door he knocked on was answered by a very scary woman with tremendously hairy legs).

 

Bruce Devereaux currently works as a forty-five-year-old award winning customer service officer (glass statuette available upon request) for the Bank of Queensland and as a very casual employee for Corrective Services. He likes to believe he excels at both but then he has always been prone to exaggeration.

 

His favourite colour is green, with a picture of Dame Nellie Melba on one side and General Sir John Monash on the other. His favourite flower is self-raising.

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