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Sunday, March 25, 2012

The importance of background checks

Tracey took advantage of a rare glimpse of sunlight to take photos of a couple of the kids.

"Can you come out and spot for me?" she asked me.

"Not right now, Tracey. You do realize I was sleeping?" I mentioned. "You'll be right. It's only our kids and they know what they're doing." What could possibly go wrong?

Later that night when Tracey began going through the photos we found out. Funny as it is, I don't think I'll be allowed to roll over and go back to my nap next time.


3 comments:

My7LittleAustralians said...

First of all. I love the photo JUST the way it is. Secondly CONGRATULATIONS on having such a clean white fluffy dog considering the rain we have had of late I am seriously impressed!! Ours is a black and white (mostly black) and he is a disgrace compared. Kudos guys Kudos.

BIG FAMILY, little income said...

I suspect Jazz may have been photoshopped :)

Anonymous said...

thank you for making me laugh out loud!! Christine G

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His career, and if we used the term any more loosely an e might fall out, has included a gardener, a personal lender, a console operator, a stop/go man (not as big a bludge as you might think but great if you’re into sunburn, abuse and varicose veins), a cleaner of banks and pubs and, for a very brief period, a door to door salesman (until the last door he knocked on was answered by a very scary woman with tremendously hairy legs).

 

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